We’veallbeentherebefore,middlethedance-flooratadoandwell,it’snotonlyyourfeetmoving.Aquickglancearoundandyouspotatreeoraquietcornerandyouknowit’sreallytimetobogdownanddroptheheat.
TurnsoutattendeesatBurningManhavefoundthemselvesinsimilarsitch’s,althoughorganisersarefedupwiththeamountsneakypoosbeingleftonthe‘deepplaya’accordingto.
Itwasactuallythe BureauLandManagement,afederalagencywho’vecrackeddownontheslyturdssayingit’sjustnoton,echoingBurningMan’sethosleavenotracebehindatthepopularannualfestivals.
Evenwithanose-watering1,700portapottieson-siteorganiserslooktohandoutshitbags(no,notthatdeadbeatfromSaturdaynight)tothosewhindthemselvesontheoutskirtsBurningManandinneedatimelypoop.
Amomentsilencethoughforcleanerswhohavetosiftthroughthewasteandtakeoutanythingthatisn’ttoiletpaperorhuman faeces.RIP
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