Marshmello Becomes First "Person" To Dance On Wing of In-Flight Plane

was just added to the Guinness Book World Records for becoming the first “person” to dance on the wing an in-flight plane. Setting the fuggin world on fire. Wild, I know. And I think it may have something to do with Marshmello being from Area51 and not actually being a “person”. I mean, I’m not a philosophizer or whatever, but, scientifically… This is impossible. Right? Mello looks like a gazelle out there on that wing. Like a young Chris Brown. Like a young Bieber.

Marshmello Dances